I'm a horrible cook

Me: "I'm going to make an apple pie this year for Thanksgiving!"
Husband: "That's a pretty big undertaking.  Are you sure?"
Me: "Yeah!"
Husband: "But you haven't even boiled the apples yet."
Me: (Pause) "Wait, you have to boil the apples first?"

Yeah, to hell with that.  We're having pumpkin pie and raw apples instead!

Happy Thanksgiving!